Bofh
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This page describes a User Script. Scripts are simple programs that do cool and/or useful stuff. This is not an official Netsoc script, use it at your own risk.
bofh displays BOFH excuses. This script was written by Brian Brazil. It is located at ~bbrazil/bin/bofh on Spoon.
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Usage
$ ~bbrazil/bin/bofh BOFH excuse #448: vi needs to be upgraded to vii
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